Churchofthegreatoval's Blog: The Sacred Sermon's of Clance' McClannahan

In predicting the Future of the Nascar Nextel Cup championship, it is important for me to visualize the target picture of what I am wanting to create in specific, clear detail. Today my visual exercise included imagining the Headlines of newspapers around the world…so I got all comfy and began to dream…

I pictured my Self in Germany reading the headlines on the front page of the newspaper:
WICHTIGE SCHLAGZEILE!! BRECHEN VON VON NACHRICHTEN VON FLORIDA!! 11/07  Gehöft-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart GEWINNT die 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL SCHALE MEISTERSCHAFT!!
Then I went to Italy…and almost got sidetracked because of all the handsome men running around…
TITOLO IMPORTANTE!! ROMPERE LE NOTIZIE DA FLORIDA!! 11/07 di speedway Stewart tony del  Fattoria-Miami VINCE 2007 il CAMPIONATO della TAZZA di NASCAR NEXTEL!!

Figured I better run to France where it almost happened again…those accents will do me in…
TITRE IMPORTANT ! ! RUPTURE DES NOUVELLES DE LA FLORIDE ! ! 11/07 speed-way Stewart Élégant de  Ferme-Miami GAGNE 2007 le CHAMPIONNAT de TASSE de NASCAR NEXTEL ! !

and on to Greece…sure is a lot of old buildings there…
ΣΗΜΑΝΤΙΚΕΣ ΣΠΑΖΟΝΤΑΣ ΕΙΔΉΣΕΙΣ ΤΙΤΛΩΝ!! ΑΠΌ τη διάβαση 11/07 σπίτι-Μαϊάμι πίστα αγώνων της ΦΛΏΡΙΔΑΣ!! Tony Stewart WINS το ΠΡΩΤΑΘΛΗΜΑ!! ΦΛΥΤΖΑΝΙΏΝ 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL

and off Russia, where I did not stay long becuase it is too flipping cold…
ВАЖНЫЙ HEADLINE!! ЛОМАТЬ ВЕСТОЧКУ ОТ FLORIDA!! 11/07 speedway Tony Stewart Юоместеад-homestead-Miami ВЫИГРЫВАЕТ 2005 ЧЕМПИОНАТ ЧАШКИ NASCAR NEXTEL!!

Then back to Spain to bask on the beach…ahhhh…those Latin men…
¡CTÍTULO IMPORTANTE!! ¡CROMPER NOTICIAS DE LA FLORIDA!! ¡11/20/05 carretera Stewart tony de  Granja-Miami GANA 2007 el CAMPEONATO de la TAZA de NASCAR NEXTEL!!

I needed to get myself back on track to concentrate on the important matter of visualizing Tony winning so I decided I would translate the headlines back into English and keep my Self a bit more grounded.

German to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/07Homestead Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Italian to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/07 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony of Stewart WINS the 2007 nascar NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! HEALTHY (??) BREAKING NEWS FROM!! 11/07 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

French to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/07 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Greek to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/07 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony stewart WINS the 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP for the THIRD time!! (notice they don’t capitalize the first letter of the Last name…that is not a typo.)

Spanish to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE! FLOWERY BREAKING NEWS FROM!Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP! (it is starting to get interesting…)

English to Spanish to German to French to Russian to Greek to Italian to Japanese to Portuguese and back to English becomes:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE! BREAKING You the HEALTHY NOTICE OF! 11/07 of it you extradite Stewart tony of Homestead-Miami GAINS 2007 or CHAMPIONSHIP give CUP of NASCAR NEXTEL!

Translate that into Chinese into Korean and back into English and you get:

Nov. 2007 Breaking News!!. Important Headline!! Tony Stewart Wins The 2007 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP for the third time in the middle of record hurricane winds that were matching the speed of Jimmy Johnson running alongside Ryan Newman as he wrecked Carl Edwards forcing Dale Earnhardt Jr. to bump Jeff Gordon into Matt Kenseth as he attemped to pass Jimmie Johnson to get out of the way of Kyle Busch as he waved Sayanara to Kurt Busch when the #20 car crossed the finish line .
And we wonder why there is a language barrier between the Nations of the World…’speshly where prophecies are being foretold.

Posted: 6/7/2007 6:50:00 PM Total Comments: 3

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