| We got pinkos, we got fundies |
| You can post in your undies |
| And we got moms, we got dads |
| We even got a few lads |
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And the girls ask advice on their hair color
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Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board
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| We got trolls, we got stalkers |
| We got some real big talkers |
| And we got b!tchers, we got whiners |
| We got early birds and all-nighters |
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And the veterans talk about how good it used to be
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Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board
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| [Chorus:] |
| I love this board |
| It's my kind of place |
| Just scrollin' down the first page |
| Puts a big smile on my face |
| It ain't too far, come as you are |
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Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board
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| I've seen ALTS, we got newbies |
| Some of them gotta be smokin’ doobies |
| And we got haters, lots of lurkers |
| And I've even seen cyber sexing and 1 hooker |
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We like to post +1 if we don't care
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| Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board |
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Yes I do
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| We’ve got fighters, and a big bad mod Nailbiter |
| We got Smycies, we’ve got cheat threads, |
| A dumb-ass and a few wise-guys |
| If you get too drunk just sleep in your chair |
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Reason number 672 why
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Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board
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| I like my kids (I like my kids) |
| I like my wife (I like my wife) |
| I like to take her out to dinner |
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I like a movie now and then
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| But I love this board |
| It's my kind of place |
| Just scrollin' down the first page |
| Puts a big smile on my face |
| No cover charge, come as you are |
| Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board |
| Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board |