Here's some Aviation History everyone should probably know:

You may remember that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say... has been profusely covered up by the Air Force and the US government.

However....... what you may NOT well know is that on March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Al Gore was born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.
  

Well....THAT explains everything!  Thanks!