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jlb it's just you and me...
8/15/2006 9:17 AM
Well make that BE and Hal....
 
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
anything else I could think of.  But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:.

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school. 
Which leaves 48 million to do the work. 
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. 
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me. 
And there you are sitting on your algore, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice. 

 

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Re: jlb it's just you and me...
8/15/2006 9:52 AM
you ain't billclintonin there rp.
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Re: jlb it's just you and me...
8/15/2006 10:16 AM

Next thing you know the only two working peeps in America will be taking off and heading to the spectacular Redneck fete known as the Bristol night race...

 

What then? Will America come to a grinding halt, except for our beloved military personnel that are on 24x7 working to secure peace in Iraq, and all other corners of the world.

 

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Re: jlb it's just you and me...
8/15/2006 10:32 AM
Just arrest more people......community service = pinko
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Re: jlb it's just you and me...
8/15/2006 11:02 AM
We still have to foot the bill for all the public workers involved with the arrests, courts, jail and transport, monitoring ect... It'd pay off better in the end to just fire all law enforcement / court personnel and give their saleries to the criminals (underprivileged)  that way they'd be persuaded away from a life of crime.
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Re: jlb it's just you and me...
8/15/2006 11:05 AM
What a sad state the world has come toBig Smile [:D]