Re: The OFFICIAL American Idol thread
2/22/2008 11:14 AM
jlb:
By the way you Idolons, who is Carrie Underwood?
Well? I don't know about some of you Idolons.
on edit: since the gracious Callie O. answered my question before I posted this, I will now bore y'all with an Idolon story. Don't worry, AI is not on again until next week.
The following remarks were lifted from another chat site, a site dedicated to the sci-fi TV series Farscape.
Erin and John were attacked on the boat by a species known as
Idolons. The Idolons mistook them as enemies, which is why they were
attacked. Rygel fished them and their ring off the bottom of the ocean,
and with the help of a Diagnosian and Grunchlk, Erin and John were
re-assembled and re-animated. Chiana also recieved new eyes to replace
the ones that went blind, but she no longer has the ability to percieve
the future (she can see through walls instead).
Harvey mentally radios home to Scorpius and informs him that John
Chricton is still alive (so is Sikozu, she's a Peacekeeper now, her and
Scorpi were only getting kinky in the last episode). Scorpius travles
to and lands on the Idolon planet, and informs him that the
Peacekeepers and Scarran have gone to war (Scorpi launched the first
shot that set off the war...Braca is also in command of his own fleet).
Granny eventually comes to the conclusion while on the Idolon
planet that the Idolons are the decendants of the species that created
the Peacekeepers. The original Idolons possessed the ability to exude
an aura that calmed people and made them wish to be peaceful. After
they learn this, the crew of Moya heads off to the planet where they
left Jewel...because she was studying the Idolon ancestors. Arriving at
the planet they re-unite with Jewel, and discover the Idolon ancestors,
one of whom agrees to go with the crew of Moya to teach the current
Idolons how to use their peacemaking ability. He also clears up the
Sebaccean/Human link (In the beginning, there were no Peacekeepers,
only war between planets. The Idolons, with their Peace making ability,
could not maintain the peace treaties they put into effect because they
had no effective military force. So they traveled far out into the
galaxy to find a species that no race new of nor had qualms with. They
found some, brought them back, and accelerated their evolution until
they became the Sebacceans that would become the Peacekeepers.).
Jewel stays behind with the remaining elder Idolons...the Scarrans
arrive...and nuke the planet...this is the end of Jewel as a character.
The crew of Moya is taken hostage aboard a Scarran ship. (Chiana and
Dargo hide out in Dargo's cloaked ship) while the rest of the crew are
held in prison. Dargo begins formulating a plan to rescue the
crew...until his ship is discovered and blown up. The ruler of the
Scarran tells John that he must give him the knowledge to make wormhole
weapons...John, believing this impossible and unable to convince him,
talks the Scarran ruler into traveling through a wormhole with him to
visit Einstein. Upon meeting Einstein (who's very pissed that John
brought someone else there), the Scarran immediately attempts to
physically torture and interrogate Einstein...and is instead frozen in
time by him. Einstein agrees though to give John the wormhole weapon
knowledge. When the Scarran, and John arrive back at the Scarran ship,
it becomes apparent that they need another plan to get free. Moya's
crew ends up trying to use the elder Idolon to influence the head
Scarran to bring about a possible peace treaty...instead the second in
command sees through their plot and kills the Idolon. Stark refuses to
cross him over, because it would be sacrilege to take the soul of such
a pure being into himself...but Erin and John force him too...and he
goes even more insane (his yellow strykera light turns blue to
represent the idolon peace-bringing aura). Jaffi, Dargo's son, ends up
rescuing a floating Dargo and Chiana from space in his own cloaked ship
(full of Luxon commandos), and helps rescue the crew of Moya from the
Scarran. Moya's crew, plus Jaffi and his, return to the Idolon planet,
to find it under seige by both the Peacekeepers and Scarran.
Moya's crew, and Jaffi land on the planet and head for the
building where Bracca and his team have been keeping the remaining
Idolon population safe from Scarran extermination. Erin also starts
going into labor. Uniting up with Bracca, the Peacekeepers and Moya's
crew deduce that someone there must be a spy, because the Scarran are
onto their plot to use the Idolons to bring peace. So...Grunslch is
tied up, and Scorpius and Sikozu go off to have some fun...until Scorpi
beats the crap out of her because he knew she was the true spy (She
traded intelligence with the Scarran in return they'd spare her race
from extermination).
At this point the Scarran eventually begin to overrun the area,
and Stark finally is able to come to his wits and transfer the peace
ability to one of the Idolons. Once the wave of Scarrans is subdued
(and Erin's baby boy is born), the remaining Peacekeepers attempt to
get out as well as Moya's crew (Moya and Pilot are preparing to rescue
them). On the way out, they get ambushed by Scarran, and Dargo takes a
piece of sharp metal to the abdomen, and is too wounded to go with the
crew, and stays behind...Chiana has to be carried away. This is the end
of Dargo's character.
Back on Moya...John finds that the DRDs, with Pilot and Moya's
permission, built him the wormhole weapon he developed from the
knowledge given to him by Einstein. Everyone, especially Scorpi pleads
to John to use the wormhole weapon to instigate a peace talk. John
fires it off...and no one is amazed, a small orange hole opens in the
distance. Scorpi is especially ticked off, until John explains how it
works...John has opened a wormhole that leads into a blackhole. The
blackhole begins to consume the planet, and double in size every
second. The Scarran and Peacekeepers stop what they are doing...and
John begins his "weapons don't bring peace, people bring peace" talk.
Everyone aboard the ship, except Erin, gives a "WTF have you done?"
speech. At the end of it, both parties agree to a peacetalk, and John
fires off the weapon again to close the blackhole (and Einstein takes
back the wormhole knowledge that he gave John). John is now unconcious.
Scorpi oversees the peace treaty signing. While this is going on,
Harvey informs John that his presence is no longer needed (the wormhole
knowledge is gone), so Harvey fades away as well. Stark, comes to say
thankyou to John...and leaves his Strykera mask by his side...the
Idolon energy had brought peace to the torment in his being, and he's
at peace mentally as well. John finally comes to, and Erin, John, show
the baby his new playground of peace...the entire universe.
End show...