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University of Michigan Football Quiz
9/30/2006 11:32 AM
1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?
........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Michigan cheerleaders in one room?
........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?
........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch?
.......Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Michigan football player has a girlfriend?
.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's life?
........His freshman year.
(7) How many Michigan Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None -- that's a sophomore course.
(8) Why is the Michigan football team like a possum?
........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
....... Ann Arbor, Michigan. He knew that the police would never look at Michigan for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) Why did Michigan choose Maze and Blue as their team colors?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and pick up trash along the highways the rest of the week!
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
9/30/2006 12:39 PM
lol, good stuff
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
9/30/2006 1:04 PM
Jeb: (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
....... Ann Arbor, Michigan. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Forgot to replace ALL of the original words, didn't ya? ![Big Smile [:D]](/emoticons/biggrin2.gif)
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
9/30/2006 7:56 PM
ARK AFL:
Jeb: (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
....... Ann Arbor, Michigan. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Forgot to replace ALL of the original words, didn't ya?
Yeah. Oooops.
I'll fix that now. Thanks.
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There is one good one in there. It's #4...the one about the pizza.
During the height of the Woody/Bo War, the owners of Domino's who is from Ann Arbor, gave a Domino's franchise to Bo Schembeckler. It was located on High Street in Columbus and served the OSU community. ![Doh [:doh]](/emoticons/doh.gif)
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
9/30/2006 11:39 PM
You were waiting for my reply, weren't you?
SO not funny. And SO played out. LOL!
On a "serious" note, this season is way too cool. This is the first time I've admitted it, but Ohio State definately deserves to be ranked #1 right now. Wow. Very impressive. Don't tell my friends I said that though, some will talk smack for the rest of the season (like they don't already), and the others will smack me. Man, if only we were in Toledo right now. I'll bet the bars are loving this! I'm not happy with Michigan's ranking as of this weekend, but I'll take it for now. Minus a few plays in the 4th quarter, that game was too easy... and pretty boring.
Dayum, I really thought OSU would lose to Iowa tonight before it started.
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 12:04 AM
JarheadJrFan: You were waiting for my reply, weren't you?
SO not funny. And SO played out. LOL!
On a "serious" note, this season is way too cool. This is the first time I've admitted it, but Ohio State definately deserves to be ranked #1 right now. Wow. Very impressive. Don't tell my friends I said that though, some will talk smack for the rest of the season (like they don't already), and the others will smack me. Man, if only we were in Toledo right now. I'll bet the bars are loving this! I'm not happy with Michigan's ranking as of this weekend, but I'll take it for now. Minus a few plays in the 4th quarter, that game was too easy... and pretty boring.
Dayum, I really thought OSU would lose to Iowa tonight before it started.
Honestly?
You bet I was. LMAO
I watched a little of the Michigan game tonight and they certainly look like a team which should go into Columbus undefeated and play for all the marbles.
Hang on Snoopy!
BTW, are you a Turtle?
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 12:25 AM
Looks like a post from a worthless nut fan!! ( buckeye) Lets GO BLUE!!!!!
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 12:27 AM
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 12:36 AM
epropayne: Looks like a post from a worthless nut fan!! ( buckeye) Lets GO BLUE!!!!!
We're number one, you're not. End of argument until we whip Michigan's collective asses in Columbus.
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 12:45 AM
texasterry: epropayne: Looks like a post from a worthless nut fan!! ( buckeye) Lets GO BLUE!!!!!
We're number one, you're not. End of argument until we whip Michigan's collective asses in Columbus.
I love it. Keep it coming...
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 1:01 AM
texasterry:
epropayne: Looks like a post from a worthless nut fan!! ( buckeye) Lets GO BLUE!!!!!
We're number one, you're not. End of argument until we whip Michigan's collective asses in Columbus.
ooooh I'm so sad that Michigan is not #1!!! I guess we will find out at the donkey shoe!!!
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 12:38 PM
texasterry: We're number one, you're not. End of argument until we whip Michigan's collective asses in Columbus.
Everyone knows that more often than not the Buckeyes lose to Michigan when somethings on the line. Seeing how I'm a Penn State fan I really don't care for either but in this case I have to root for Michigan. I just can't bring myself to root for a team from Ohio.
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 1:41 PM
97champ: texasterry: We're number one, you're not. End of argument until we whip Michigan's collective asses in Columbus.
Everyone knows that more often than not the Buckeyes lose to Michigan when somethings on the line. Seeing how I'm a Penn State fan I really don't care for either but in this case I have to root for Michigan. I just can't bring myself to root for a team from Ohio.
2002?
I know what you're saying though.... and agree!
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/1/2006 3:47 PM
Yeah there were a couple of exceptions.
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Re: University of Michigan Football Quiz
10/2/2006 10:46 AM
lol, at least TOSU has something on the line every year. Michigan was 7-5 last year, lol. I believe they are much better this year, but we've beaten them lately.