Frizz.....it is Saturday night....around 9:45....I am home alone. I am going to "assume" you are home alone.
Any chance you might "fall" for an OLD guy......really UGLY.....a little "chubby" no hair.......but I DO HAVE MY TEETH?????
I would promise to serenade you, cook for you, clean house, buy you a new umbrella on a regular basis and, ON MOST NIGHTS, be in bed by 9:30 !!!!!!! Doesn't that sound exciting? And, by the way, I don't snore, I sleep through the night (not like those REALLY OLD MEN who have to get up two or three times to go take a .........uh.......look out the window!
I am broke, drive a little Toyota that wants to be a REAL car when it grows up. Gee, I think I am bring a lot to the table come to think of it!!!!!