"True" Friendship

   None of that  Sissy Crap

   Are you tired  of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

   Well, here is a  series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 

   1. When you are  sad -- I will  help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *** who made you sad.

   2. When you are  blue -- I will  try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

   3. When you  smile -- I will  know you finally got laid.

   4. When you  are scared -- I will  rag on you about it every chance I get.

   5. When you are  worried -- I will  tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
  
   6. When you  are confused -- I will  use little words.

   7. When you  are sick -- Stay the  hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

   8. When you  fall -- I will  point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

   9. This  is my oath..... I pledge it  to the end. "Why?" you may ask;  "because you are my friend".


Send this to "all  10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.

And always  remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!