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Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:25 AM
Salaam.

In the name of the Prophet, Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him!, I have come to wish all my brothers, and sisters, and Racemom, the joy of all of Allah's creation.  I hope all are doing well.

Has Mufti Bubba been unbanned?  If not, that is an Injustice like the Israeli bombings of our brave Hezbollah brethren!!

Keep up the Jihad Highbank, until all of the dhimmi have joined the umma!

Salaam and pass the pork chops!

MEMAQ

Bong [:bong]
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:27 AM

Welcome aboard.... Again!!!  Two Drunks [:drunk]

Hope things are well with you.

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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:28 AM
Welcome back.Cheers [:cheers]
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:32 AM
Ah, jlb, rock like Saladin!

Things are well.  Allah has blessed me with trees full of infidel racoons.  I feel like I've been given 73 virgins.  Hope all is well in the Sunni Marshlands of the south.
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:32 AM
I'm sure we can scrounge up some pork rinds and chitlins for y'all.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:35 AM
Oh yes!  The Mullah likes nothing better than the intestines of the pig!!!

I see you have quoted Augustine, a man of Africa, born into the very soil where our brave warriors now abide.  But if you want to see Hippo, you should have seen Augustine's mother.  I swear upon the Prophet's grave, that was a HIPPO.


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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:40 AM
Welcome back, I guess Homeland Security finally let you out of Gitmo.  US Flag [:flag]
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:45 AM
Peace and Blessings to You Gamec0ck.  But I must say with all sypathy and understanding that the plight of our brave mujahedin at that nest of snakes you call Gitmo is not a thing which pleases me to hear you reference.  Not an hour goes by where I do not call for the Almighty to smite those Crusader vultures for that place!

I am worried about my Bulldawgs visit this year.  Perhaps Allah will see fit to have Mr Stafford ready by then.


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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 9:58 AM

Hey....ME.......I thought it was only the men who got the virgins.  We females get the shaft.

Stunned [:|]

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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 10:15 AM
Salaam.

But is that not what you want?
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 10:20 AM
Wink [;)]
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 10:23 AM
Mullah Ellie May al-Qadhafi:
Salaam.

But is that not what you want?


Pork.  The other white meat...
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 10:34 AM
hal:
Mullah Ellie May al-Qadhafi:
Salaam.

But is that not what you want?


Pork.  The other white meat...


And turkey.  Allah's Bird.

Chest Ram [:chestram]
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 10:39 AM

I thought Ellie swore off Islam.  Wasn't there some problem with their dogma not being hound-friendly?

 

Oh, wait a minute - I get it!  She's gone undercover to to root out some AQ cells here in the good old US of A.  Smart dog - that Ellie!  Thumbs Up [:thumbup]

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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 10:44 AM
No, no...  It's
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Re: Peace and Blessings Be Upon You All!
8/3/2006 11:05 AM
Blonde Stranger! 

We are planning now, even as you write this, the warmest of Athens welcomes for Phil and the Donut Eaters!

Hasten on, Philmer!
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