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Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 2:48 PM
lmaoooo, this gives new meaning to the phrase "honey, I'm home" ![Laughing [:laugh]](/emoticons/laugh2.gif)
Medical negligence or potential urban
myth? Penile implant rises with neighbour's
garage doors
A man who had a penile implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors. In a call to BBC Radio Merseyside the man claimed the remote control for his neighbour's garage was on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.
The sufferer told the phone-in it was a cause of endless embarrassment — but doctors will not help as the implant operation was done in Turkey. He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”
When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, with equipment not used in this country. Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 2:54 PM
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 2:58 PM
Lights work, try the horn.
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 3:14 PM
Maybe he could...um...er wrap his problem in tinfoil. That'll keep the martians away as well. ![Banana [:banana]](/emoticons/banana.gif)
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 3:33 PM
Hmm. I wonder if his unit goes back down if the neighbor's door hits an ubstruction and reverses direction.
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 3:41 PM
haha thats hilarious.. time to move!
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 3:41 PM
I guess that means the neighbors garage door unexpectantly opens once a month.
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 4:22 PM
I wonder what happens if there's a power surge... Can you get a surge protector that'll fit in your pants?
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 4:34 PM
gives new meaning to controlling the remote.
garage door woodies.
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 4:36 PM
wonder what would happen if the garage door got stuck halfway up?
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 8:36 PM
It would be pretty horrible for that man, if the garage door got stuck going up and down!!!!!
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/26/2006 8:45 PM
He had better hope his neighbor doesn't tear down the garage
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/27/2006 6:07 AM
Puts Garage Door Genie in a whole new perspective..........
Doesn't it?
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/27/2006 6:59 AM
texracr:Puts Garage Door Genie in a whole new perspective..........
Doesn't it?
HUH?
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Re: Medical negligence or potential urban myth?
7/27/2006 9:01 AM