The Moped
 
An elderly man on a Moped, 
looking about 100 years old, 
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

 The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car 
and asks,
 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'
 
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. 
It cost half a million dollars!'
 
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 
'Why does it cost so much?'

 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' 
states the doctor proudly.
 
The Moped driver asks, 
'Mind if I take a look inside?'
 
'No problem,' replies the doctor.
 
So the old man pokes his head in the window 
and looks around.
 Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... 
 But I'll stick with my Moped!'
 
Just then the light changes, 
so the doctor decides to show 
the old man just what his car can do.  
He floors it, and within 30 seconds 
the speedometer reads 160 mph.
 
Suddenly, he notices a dot 
in his rear view mirror. 
It seems to be getting closer!
 
He slows down to see what it could be 
and suddenly... 
WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
 
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself.
 
 He presses harder on the accelerator 
and takes the 
Ferrari up to 250 mph.
 
Then, up ahead of him, 
he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
 
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, 
he gives it more gas 
and passes the Moped at 275 mph. 
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
 mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
 
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, 
he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari 
all the way up to 320 mph.
 
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped 
bearing down on him again !
 The Ferrari is flat out, 
and there's nothing he can do !
 
Suddenly, the Moped plows 
into the back of his Ferrari, 
demolishing the rear end.
 
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, 
the old man is still alive.
 
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
 'I'm a doctor... Is there anything I can do for you?'
 
The old man whispers,
 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror.'