I was Censored for having a potty mouth
The title  should read Plaxico Dummarsh in German

So the once great Plaxico Burress heads off to serve some time in up-state NY's Fishkill prison.
I was really disappointed when he left Pittsburgh. I thought teamed with Hines Ward they would give Ben a couple of great targets.
Why the hell would a guy like that need a weapon in a night club? And he was carrying it like a hood, stuck in the waistband of his pants. Shot himself in the leg, lucky for him he didn't shoot something else. Of course that's not so good for the rest of us as he'll probably reproduce equally stable offspring.
Wow, how his life has spiraled. As Bugs would say, "What a Maroon."
I like the first two lines from Wiki:
Plaxico Jeffrey Burress (pronounced -i-koh; born August 12, 1977 in Norfolk, Virginia) is an American footballwide receiver who is currently a free agent. He is currently serving a 2-year prison sentence.

He got what he deserved!!!